"My vision of hell is a lentil casserole."
“我的版本的地狱是个扁豆砂锅。”
"I haven't put on weight — your eyes are fat."
“我没胖——是你的眼睛胖了。”
"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for …… done for."
“吸血企鹅?僵尸豚鼠?我们在做……在做。”
These are just some of the bizarre remarks from an British man who sleep talks almost every night, according to his wife.
一个英国男子几乎每晚都说梦话，这些希奇的话只是他妻子记录下来的一部分。
Karen Slavick started a blog last February after having her sleep repeatedly disturbed by husband Adam's nightly musings.
在睡眠屡次被老公Adam的梦话打扰后，Karen Slavick去年二月开了一个博客。
The site has become so popular the couple, who live in Brooklyn, New York, now sell T-shirts with quotes as slogans.
这个博客变得特别风行，这对住在纽约布鲁克林区的夫妇现在在卖用这些梦话做标语的T恤。
"For a long time, I just kept my own log of everything he said and laughed over it with our friends," Mrs Slavick told men's lifestyle website Asylum.
Slavick 太太对一家男人生活网站的编辑说，“有很长一段工夫，我只是把他说过的所有的话记下来了，跟我们的朋友们一起乐乐。”
"about two months ago, I put up the blog, more for my own amusement than anything — and then it just took off!"
“大概两个月前，我开了这个博客，就想自娱自乐一下——然后就火了。”
Mrs Slavick said she records her husband's remarks and listens to them in the morning.
Slavick 太太说她都是把她老公的梦话录下来，早晨听一下。
The recordings were not edited, she said, and they were not going to be published online because they were "intimate".
这些录音都是没有经过剪辑的，也不会被公开，因为这些录音太私密了。 我要啦免费统计
